WHITE GUY CHEST BUMP IS BEST!

Beautiful.

What a shitty thing to do.

Is Shaq contractually obligated by IcyHot to take an on-set spill a few times per season? This is the same guy who had such stunning footwork on the court...the mind boggles.

Mike, if this Gawker gig doesn’t work out, may I suggest narrating audiobooks? Maybe the voice of CNN?

Amen.

I know this probably passes as a plausible action in Goodell’s NFL, but they wouldn’t vacate regular season wins over interfering with an investigation, much less the Super Bowl.

Why would they take away the Super Bowl win because one player failed to comply with their investigation? That seems...excessive.

Barnes is gonna Barnes. He seems like the NBA’s version of Cortland Finnegan, except that I actually do enjoy watching Barnes get under everyone’s skin. I keep praying someone will tear Finnegan’s helmet off and smash his head in with it.

You’re right. This has been blown out of proportion.

Uhh, this doesn’t really fit my narrative, so I’m going to ignore it.

It’s ok. They’re a battery tech/energy company that happens to make cars!

Except that Budweiser uses a screwtop. He was just being a goddamned showoff!

I love that idea! I’ll bet there’s a suffocating NDA that would prevent him from spilling the best beans, though.

This take is...

Many fraternities are service organizations.

It may bring more of the attention seekers out to play, but maybe the next one doesn’t get the ceremonial suicide and deletion that this one did? Also, I think protecting the experience for your law-abiding citizens (which probably make up more than 99% of your install base, right?) should trump the fear of turning…

Amazon? That’s where I bought mine.

Licking a finger and sticking it somewhere would bring this thing full circle.