I mean, Jezebel doesn't say it's feminist either. So.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Now, I think, is the time to share my story about when I Slightly Freaked Out Simon Pegg This One Time;

Holy shit, did you hear President guy of Sauder on CBC this morning? "To be clear, it was an event put on by AMS..."

I attend UBC and the ONLY positive I see coming from this is that people are FURIOUS and SPEAKING UP. There are reports that this chant has been circulating for 20+ years and if it's coming to light now can help us get rid of it then good. But holy FUCK am I embarrassed for my school. There are so many non-apologies…

What gets me is that Miley Cyrus is desperately trying to prove that she's an adult, but adults don't act like that. The same exact thing can be said for Justin Bieber. The concept of being a normal, responsible adult is totally foreign to them. It's like they learned how to be a grownup from music videos.

I swear, we black women are just the brunt of every joke. The bottom of the barrel. We are whores and mammy's. Fat, ugly and snappy. It's bad enough that the world seems fine in believing this but it sucks that black men jump on the bandwagon to perpetuate it. This is just sad. My ancestors lived a life that you can't…

Yes. It is acceptable to comment on the fashion choices of celebrities who are attending events dressed in over-priced garments created by top fashion houses in an attempt to gain more publicity for both the celeb and clothier. This is a comment on fashion (by fashion and for fashion), not on the woman. If you can't…

Maths question Lila Rose:

I'm not sure if I wan to be her bff or not. It's so hard to know what I wan. Someone please tell me, what I should wan.

K? Just because I was like this as a child isn't inherently a positive thing, and it says nothing about what I'm like as an adult. But thanks for creating a burner account just to call me out!

No. Nope. Sorry.

I think celebrities tend to feel like acquaintances to people; you know about their lives, you know about their histories and personalities in the way you would know about a friend's or even family members. You tend to be excited when it's someone you know who is having a baby, or getting married, right? A similar…

Shut up, Flanders.

Nice click-bait headline, Jenna. COME ON.

Hi. I have PTSD and triggers like this can leave me bedridden. They can give me panic attacks and send me into a depressive spiral and really just completely fuck up my life.

I'm glad you're surviving and that when you're triggered it's something you can overcome through what seems to be sheer power of will, but some…

If Jezebel needs to record every aspect of Amanda Bynes' psychotic break, can we at least have it with some sympathy or at least concern? Some critical commentary from the writer?