Thank you for saying what I have been trying to articulate but couldn't. Love it,

Whoop solidarity whoop

Does Jezebel not even read its own articles? http://jezebel.com/hungry-media-o…

Somehow other news outlets are monstrous monsters for exploiting Bynes but here at Jezebel we do no such thing because...because. I'm putting a personal moratorium on reading about Bynes now because the hypocrisy of this is a little gross…

Maybe he can "make it work"?

Maybe she's going for a refined e.e. cummings sort of deal? How retro and elegant!

"You stay. I go." AND RIVERS OF TEARS. The best part is that the giant was voiced by Vin Diesel. VIN. DIESEL. Mindblower.

IVEEE WINTUUUURS

As someone who used the fake pregnancy line on april fools many a year ago I can tell you with some degree of certainty it is entirely for the attention you get. It`s not to get a laugh out of anyone, it`s because it`s a guaranteed attention grabber and you`re the star. Oh the insane phone calls I got when I pulled…

All of the above at once methinks.

Word. "What's that? A potentially fun thing? SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN NO FUN TO BE HAD HERE, GO BACK TO YOUR QUILTING EVERYONE, NO FUN TO BE SEEN HERE..."

Hey man, we have ketchup chips!

Quiet you cherubim and seraphim!

Aka 4th avenue moms. OH THE TEA, THE TEAAAA

Jeezy Creezy... there's a reason why our city gets called No Fun Vancouver and people like this prude are the reason why. UGH. Try to censor my seamen porn why don't you, over over-caffeinated-Lululemon-wearing-monsters...

True, but it does indicate that his attitudes may not have pure as people are claiming. I honestly don't care either way but I think people need to realize it is possible he meant what he said maliciously. Either way it's a total side note in the article so what matter does it really make.

Yo but what about http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5662524

YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE

Ms. F.A. Tasse? Mrs. FATASS? This is like an early century version of a Bart Simpson prank call. Fake as fake can get!

Dope.

Oh yeah there's truth in that. But you can see that you are being inflexible by being unable to accept that people sometimes are hypocrites and don't care, right? Like... really really do not care.