I'm going to let my kids roam wild in the backyard and let nature take its course.

You do NOT want to deal with the garbage that is Stephen Harper. The man is a disgrace and a fool.

http://politicker.com/2012/07/marty-golden-cancels-female-etiquette-event/ BOO IT'S BEEN CANCELLED! I WANTED TO LEARN TO BE A WOMAN!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

I feel exactly 0% diminished. My experience is not hers, or his, or theirs or anyones but my own and she trivializes very little by expressing HER OWN experience.

Delusional? What ever do you mean? 8D I'm currently stuffing my fantasy wedding dress back in my closet...

DAMN IT. There goes my fantasy wedding/life.

SHIT... man... Michelle could use like.. handmade chocolate made by a mom and pop shop? And have all the flour and... eggs? milk? come from local farmers? Help the economy?

Can your dad and my dad get together and we can respectively have a good long chat with them about sugar? Mine has this EXACT attitude and it's so frustrating and scary!

Snap... we could play up the religious angle? Yeah... yeah lets do that...

The black and white chocolate cookie recipe (I can totally see this as being a delicious metaphor for Obama himself) originated by their grandmother? What class! What style! Mama Kaye all the way

Naw man, this had legit rhyming in it. If one of the bridges in your song consists of you telling us the order of the days of the week, it's the worst ever. Rebecca still reigns.

Til we find our plaaace in the poo unwinding...

Dumb dumb question, but does horseback riding burn a lot of calories or exercise you? I know muscle building must be involved, but it doesn't seem like it would get your heart racing...?

If you listen to it with your eyes closed it's even better :)

You can always tent your fingers and whisper "excellent" Mr. Burn's style.

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As a life-long Vancouverite, (represent!) I am so happy they have fat-positive spaces like this in the city. Vancouver has a very active, exercise-centric feel to it at times, and it's intimidating as fuck to see people wearing their trendy Lululemon sweatproof-organic-artisinal-vegan-bullshit shorts and their…

My really basic d'uh tip is to make sure I look hot-as-fuck in a academic way so even if I screw up, I'll still look do-able (silly but it helps me!) Also, just pace yourself, stay calm, take a small pause to collect yourself before each major point and remind yourself that you KNOW your subject and try to have fun!…

THANK YOU! Someone finally gets it.