The next time someone is dying on Game of Thrones, I want them to bring out a puppy and some a glass of milk to soothe them. Just to see it happen.

Don't even get me started on Tess and all her biz. Man oh man, that novel is torturous

If you like her, watch her movies and buy magazines with her in them and talk about her. If you don't, do the opposite of those things. THE PROBLEMS THEY ARE SOLVED

I CANT EVEN.... TURING ROLLS IN HIS GRAVE!

A CHAPERONE? What IS THIS SHIT, a Jane Austen novel? Oops! Mr. Darcy raped me! But my bodice was ever so low and my chaperone was off picking daisies! What a fallen woman I am, tra-la-la damaged good..

Oh my new-and-old gods so much winnage. Bless you.

STOP BEING GLIB!

Agreed. I always feel like I have to make up stupid reasons to suddenly leave (my cat is on fire!) I think I have pretty darn good conversational skills too. Dern kids, ruining texting for all of us...

Agreed 100%. I make an effort to phone chat with friends I know well, and for more casual acquaintances, I just feel more comfortable arranging things over text. Moderation homies!

I've seen him in both roles. He is amazing in both, but I loved him best as the monster. Tell me how it goes, it so worth the shlep!

Bam, Spock killed him for you :)

If you're already drafting a break-up letter I don't see the point in sticking around longer than needed! I know sometimes being in a relationship can be comforting and breaking-up just seems to uughgughhuhgghghh but lady friend, trust your Jezzies. He's not worth it.

By far my favourite look of his

I'm having a conniption in my pants area

I stand the first part of what I said, and retract the second part.

But just because tons of other athletes have to make similar choices, doesn't mean it isn't a difficult life change. And she was competing at an Olympic level, which means that what she's giving up is that much bigger. Ah well.

I hope she goes to school and gets herself into a field she loves, or teaches gymnastics or something like that. It must be incredibly hard to give up something like this so young!

"Le jeans c'est in" is the best headline for anything ever. I am le laughing.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, h,a, ha, ha, you, win. ,.,,,. (love)

Thanks peeps! Inquiring minds wanted to know!