Martha Stewart worked her ass off to become Martha Stewart. Starting with baking muffins, selling them in offices and later opening a catering company. She built an ACTUAL billion dollar empire, not one based off of “how much I feel my business is worth today” Trump accounting. She also didn’t inherit $200MM.

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

She may be blissfully ignorant about Donald’s dirt, but she could google the policies she’s so confident have never been mentioned by anyone else.

I fucking hate Ivanka so much. She’s a traitor to her gender and a piece of shit. She is just as bad as her father, just in a more “attractive” package.

Oh wow, I hope that IRS is all over that, because that rules afoul of the independent contractor laws. You can’t tell someone to work in the office or regulate the hours they work and still consider them a 1099...

I don’t get the way people bend over backwards to say she’s just being a good daughter. Or that she’s the sane one. What does sanity mean if you don’t do anything different than a crazy person would?

I fucking hate Ivanka so much. She’s a traitor to her gender and a piece of shit. She is just as bad as her father, just in a more “attractive” package.

Yup. Props to the interviewer for pressing her while remaining classy, but I do wish someone would just let loose and really rip into one of these spoiled brats someday.

She wants to be the President’s daughter and the acting First Lady, she will lie with the worst of them to get what she wants just like the Donald.

Single moms will be forcibly married to Trump in a bi-monthly ceremony. All hail benevolent leader!

She literally can’t handle being questioned without accompanying fanfare and adulation. Despite her best efforts and haunted eyes, I think she’s truly becoming her father’s daughter. I’m assuming the transformation involves a series of painful stem-cell injections delivered in a dank basement somewhere under…

The fucking Times referred to Trump as “stretching the truth” when he said Clinton didn’t have a plan. That’s an interesting way of saying “knowingly and shamelessly lying”.

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

Her “you know, I think you’re asking very negative questions” line drove me nuts. Ooohhhhh no, I’m being asked a very valid question that’s tough for me to answer.... I know, I’ll deflect and call the interviewer a big meanie weanie and not actually answer the question!

Why is this plan focused on giving the birth mother time to recuperate? Childbirth doesn’t usually require 6 WEEKS to recuperate from, unless you count not being able to have vaginal sex as debilitating (which Trump might, who knows). Maternity/paternity leave is primarily about bonding with your baby and being…

Q: Will Same-Sex Couples Receive The Benefits?

What kills me about this latest Trump “revelation” is that Hillary has been stumping for this sort of thing for years, and her plan is actually more practical, inclusive, and circumspect. Yet ... crickets.

Ivanka and Donald also claim that Hillary has no plan for leave/childcare, and imply they are the first people ever to propose this. Not only has she been working on this, with others, for decades, she put out a detailed plan over a year ago for this campaign (and, yes, it is way better than the Trump plan, duh).

Obama’s plan has black on it, plus it only applies to Muslim babies.

Facts are un-American. Why do you hate the troops?