That is not the same cat. There is no way that’s the same cat. There has Rj be a switcheroo. Why would pulling teeth change the entire face? It’s not like the tooth was just suspended in space. There’s still a jaw bone.

I bought a make America great again hat. And a Vote Hillary 2016 pin. I put them together. It takes Trump supporters way longer than it should to notice the Hillary pin.

It’s no secret that high end jewelers will “lend” pieces to celebs for high profile events. Like the Oscar’s. Or fashion week. I say “lend” because what I’m actually saying is the designer pays the celeb to wear the piece. Anything over $1 mil usually has to have a security guard on it 24/7 until returned. I doubt…

It’s an exclusive hotel. Maybe part of the exclusivity is no security cameras so you don’t have to worry about the staff selling the video off to the highest bidder. No one is saying the Kardashians are above board on all fronts. But I am saying until it becomes an international incident only joke about it being…

God no. I have a whippet and the boyfriend has a lab. Having to walk them all time is worth the imaginary threat of rape and murder. I feel much better with my chances of medium to big dogs over having a dog who is an aggressive dictator every single second of the day. Hard pass on teacup dogs and even harder pass on…

OH COME ON! THE DOGS NEED THEIR FINAL WALK.

I know this feeling. I live in a super safe if you don’t lock your doors at any given time it’s no big deal. But when it’s me and the dogs alone in the dark? Yeah, no thoughts to the unlocked house but if I see anyone else on the street I’m convinced im a goner. Do I use the led collars to announce to cars to not hit…

I dunno. While I do think the immediate threat is gone and the security was over the top I can understand having it. If the money is there and it gives Kim a sense of security after a terrible sounding event, meh. That’s their choice

When Geri offers up that the manta ray is the largest fish in the world and Posh is just like lol! Then there’s the stupid Ginger one who reads odd facts and recites them? Harsh, Victoria. Harsh.  

I think maybe she was the straight man to the group. Like she’s the one to bring some gravity to all of the outlandish behaviors? Most of my opinions are formed off the Spice World movie

I want to feel stupid when I watch crime procediruals. I want to see the clues in hindsight and not feel like I am a csi pro who can solve Jon benet cases on the internet. And that’s a public service. Keeping people like me away from internet sluthing is a great thing

Ragers. Ragets I guess sure.

Posh is the Pinterest party friend and Ginger is your friend who throws straight up ragets.

In 2016 my rankings go Ginger, Baby, Sporty, replacement spice (Corriander?), then Scary. Scary may be able to bypass Corriander for worst Spice Girl if she promises to never bring up Eddy Murphy or the X factor. Those are my terms

No ones favorite spice girl was Posh. Posh was the most boring one. I’m fine with not having Posh back in the reunion.

Hey, don’t sell yourself short. My roads are aflood with milk and honey to be steeped in your esteem tonight.

My motto is you always come correct be it a morning thunder or a sleepy time knockout

Your handle being the burner from which you whistle

So this is your handle and this is what you spout? When you get steamed up, this is what you shout?

I read her first book and it was cringeworthy at times. The second book? I couldn’t finish it. I was just too embarrassed for her and I started to get a tummy ache because I was feeling that much second hand embarrassment. And I have finished books like The Happy Hooker and a multitude of playboy girlfriend memoirs.