I know our God has a plan and wins in the end!”

Rights aren’t a zero sum game, you ass.

Littlefinger will always be Carcetti to me.

There is no epidemic of transwomen assaulting women in women’s only spaces. That is not a real thing.

yeah but whatever because Annie’s is infinitely better than Kraft

MORIARTY’S GUIDE TO IDENTIFYING WOMEN

Hahahahaha

It’s not that hard to reconcile.

I mean, technically the last dude’s cum I swallowed could have been a child but no one is accusing me of being a cannibal.

There is literally not such thing as an unborn child.

Ugh that seems like. A lot of work.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

List of approved items;

This is literally the unsexiest song.

"Go to church."

Her plastic surgeon is very talented. I can’t hate on her. I love her plastic body.

Alternative theory:

my point wasn't to fault Kidman but the fact that Cruise (Scientology) kept the kids from her for so long. Not just now but when they were kids as well. She always looks so sad when asked about them.