We actually know what kindergarten translates to as well! We are pretty good at recognizing German words in general.

It'll go back to its other family at Stormfront if you don't feed it.

I wasn't aware there was a rule against posting more than one article per game. Consider myself informed.

The use of the word "irregardless" is the best part of this post. It is the, subtle, little touches that give that capture the spirit of an angry involuntarily celibate fedora-wearing nice guy.

Death holds no bar to the Ess Jay Double-yew Agenda. Bringing her back, irregardless of how wicked sweet her costume is, is a blatant grab for the Feminazi audience and more invasion of our Safe Male Spaces.

I agree. They should have made her rearrange her muscles and sinews for the shot. Can't stand a woman with slutty connective tissue.

Look, I know there are going to be a lot of agitators or "haters" who see that about Taylor Swift and think that it's all fake and put on for the cameras and part of an elaborate scheme to "seem human" or "harvest the girl's organs" but let me just be the first to say that those allegations? Those are absolutely,…

Right? I understood the first paragraph, misguided as it was, but the Auschwitz paragraph was SO WEIRD. I also can't tell whether or not the commenter is being sarcastic with the line about HIM telling HER that HER body was not to HIS liking - does s/he actually think that, or no?

For every bigoted homophobe that says "I have lots of gay friends", there's a gay guy saying "So there's this homophobic asshole that I work with".

The blankets are pink. I am taking the color back from the Females because it's about Ethics in Gender Segregated Hues.

A Feminist kicked my dog once. I shouted, "hey Femisit! Why did you do that!?" And then she Misandry'd me.

Manfortress continues to be the true hero of this entire clusterfuck.

Unacceptable! Deplorable! Inconceivable! HIGHLY UNETHICAL! That they would portray my movement (innocent, calm, reasonable people) as angry, irrational nerds who scream at Females is offensive and insulting.

that just broke my brain... The comments are so incredibly special

I usually am the first to chime in on these articles (which I guess I'm doing right now once again) but honestly, this pediatrician is exhausted. The anti-vax stuff has been hitting the news cycle now thanks to the measles outbreaks occurring across our country, but I've been fighting this battle for >5 years, and…

You can never go wrong with Gus.

That's the whole thing with EC, right? It's not the baby getting trained, but the parent to watch for signs of poop face or body language. Definitely not an option without a stay-at-home willing to put in the work. I can't imagine there are many childcare providers willing to do this. EC often goes hand-in-hand with…

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

Are you guys seriously going to make me the lone asshole to admit that you'd tap this?