If I have to crawl over any distance of shit covered pipes, it will feel like miles....
Annie-a
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Right on cue.
Nieto is just one more in a long line of Mexican presidents who have looked the other way time and time again from the terror wrought upon their own citizenry by the cartels; aka, he is so full of shit that this would be laughable were there not so much innocent blood being shed on the regular down there. Thanks for…
He loves tunnels.
They showed the tunnel on the news this morning. There are railroad tracks in there with a motorized car so he didn’t even have to walk to the safe house!
Mexico’s President, Enrique Peña Nieto, has called the escape “unfortunate.”
Rocking back and forth, hugging his knees, hyperventilating and staring fixedly at the air in front of his face, “he’s coming to America to take an honest, hard working citizen’s job,” wheezes Donald Trump.
Let this be a lesson there’s actually no long term monetary gain from doing porn. I feel so sorry for her daughter. Who’s managing her finances? More plastic surgery and she got it cheaply done so she has to get it corrected. How about loving your natural body. What message is this imparting to her daughter. Serves…
Building a tunnel is not an engineering marvel. Building one into a prison and underneath a shower in a specific location is a corruption marvel.
when Andy Dufresne had to crawl through miles of shit-covered pipes
I think she needs to work on that severely swollen head first. This would take care of so many other problems.
Clover, long time reader, first time arglebargler. This:
okay but she did this on purpose right
One of these things
She literally looks like Barbie. Way to break out of the Standards of Beauty mold...
The exact thing I was thinking of. Also this:
I guess they can’t really ding her for the rules just said “evening,” not “evening in the 21st century.”
Before these competitions I tell my broker to buy Vaseline futures. She’s got so much on her teeth her epiglottis is coated.