U MAD, bro?

Road trip!

for me, this is how you do an underwear ad: I luvvv jamie in the fall:

This dildo's on FIYYYYRRRRE!!

"Like, sure, those photos are attractive"

Here's my issue: we know he doesn't really look like this in real life. Like, sure, those photos are attractive, but in reality, this is what Justin Bieber looks like (photos from Dec 2014):

he got hot, like, objectively? but he's SUCH A PUKESTAIN that it's not there.

His tattoos looks like the sticker collection kids put on their parents fridge. All he needs is some magnetic alphabet letters and a "Chiquita" sticker.

OMG THESE ARE SO BAD. Those tattoos. For someone with so much money, why on earth does he have those tattoos. He needs to set aside some major time to get all that shit fixed up because it's bad, distractingly bad.

STOP IT. JUST STOP.

"I'm gonna set this strap-on to 'agonizing internal burns.'"

lol @ faux cock

I had a coworker who chronically overshared her marital woes with me. And so I learned about "the incident."
Her husband had trouble in the erection department and for health reasons couldn't take the usual meds. So they went with a strap on, which she found to be too cold and so decided to microwave it - for FIVE…

I don't understand, why is he boiling them? Am I supposed to be boiling all the various sex sanctioned items? I mean hot water and Dial is fine? Is it not? Is my vagina going to fall out?

I CALL DIBS. "Flamin' Dildo" is now my band name

Dildon't.

Congrats, dude. You have spectacularly failed in one of the simplest household tasks: boiling water.

"noxious dildo blaze"