Also, since you’re all fairly new to the experience, don’t sweat the rules too much. If you get something wrong, don’t worry about it. And remember the “Rule of Cool.” I tend to use that fairly liberally.

Just give something for each player personality type and character type to enjoy, and you’ll do fine ;)

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

well then you of all people should know better!!!!!!!!! let people enjoy the celebrity news trash what they want to enjoy without shitting all over what may be the only thoughtless reprieve from their shitty jobs!!!

That woman is going to have a job in the industry. And fast.

Police: “Freeze!”

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

How do we get these in the US?

It was then that Fujibayashi and his team realized they’d made something special a very big mistake.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

Former registered Republican here. I bowed out of that party in 2012 when it was apparent that they hadn’t represented my interests in a good long time. I knew Donald Trump would be an embarrassment to the country and himself, but he’s just over the top with everything.

Mr. Trump, I have some news for you: you WON the…

I’ve been watching this game being developed for a long while now, it just gets better and better. Can’t wait for release!

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Kara, this is fucking perfect. This is one of the best things you’ve ever written #onhere. This got me, a 39 year old black woman right in the gut:

Am I the only one just completely over Jared Leto? I mean.... he’s become insufferable.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

I know where the guy is coming from. He meets a girl, gets infatuated with her. Reaches out, doesn't hear back. Starts building her up in his head, while imagining each passing second is lessening his chances. Then when she finally says something all of that nervousness and worry explodes into an incredibly…