Yeah I’ll take a black bean burger any day over an Impossible or whatever one.

You know what, after half a million dead, a homelessness crisis that’s going to be unlike anything we’ve seen before, and a goddamn insurrection formulated the former president of our country, let the joshes have their fun.

You were so underwhelmed you wrote an entire article on it.

“The Internet Isn’t Cool Anymore” says writer on a website that is no longer cool about an event that took place 4 days ago.

Esp when Infinity War and End Game are TBS’ counter programming.

As a nonbinary person, sincerely, fuck you Joan. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and it’s disgusting how blatantly phobic and hateful you are. 

It really is too bad Kenneth Walker didn’t have quicker reflexes and better aim.  

I can’t even express to you how absolutely the Minnesota DMV is. It is a joke, and not “Haha, they are slow” way, but in a totally incompetent, tens of millions of dollars blown on software that not only doesn’t work but fucks everything up beyond repair type way. People wait months for licenses and months for tabs.…

Me too, internet person.

Today’s moment of “Holy Shit I’m OLD” is hearing that not only did the author not know about these bags, but that they were discontinued nearly *eleven years ago*. I would have sworn the Sun Chip horror bags were from like 2018. 

Yup it was brutal. Every time you reached into the bag, it sounded like a car crashed in your living room. 

I was there.

Okay, this is a bad take on Hilton for a few reasons:

I don’t really get the snark about Harry getting jobs. Aren’t these the kinds of jobs most rich people get to stay busy and contribute, to find meaning and purpose in their lives? Harry clearly wants his life to mean something. He craves meaning, contribution, and belonging, just like most of us do. People with his…

Please. This look is trash.  Not because of the cleavage, although it’s J Lo lite and not done as well (should be a fraction tighter as it’s gone past the flattering point.) But not only that, the color scheme is hideous, and the skirt makes her look stumpy and shapeless and like she’s 2 feet tall.  As usual, Joan,…

This isn’t exactly a reply to this excellent article—I’m sorry! And also, I love your reporting on the Royals. Equal parts deep fandom and deep distrust (like me!)

I’m so sick of hearing people say Megan is a narcissist.

She is several things.

1. A grown woman.
39 years old. Even 19 year old Diana chafed against the…

it’s really, really not difficult to believe that the english royal family and their media shills are disgusting racists AND meghan is an scheming american bitch

Because she did a photoshoot with a world-famous phootgrapher where you can see her nipples, she deserved to be harassed and bullied on national TV? C’mon man, do better. 

When I look at that photo I see 100% a photograph by David LaChapelle, and a model, who happens to be Hilton. LaChapelle style shouts through the image, to the point I would have guessed it was one of his photos but not that that was Paris Hilton.