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Uhhhhhhhh, wut?

OK, everyone check your tickets carefully… Who has “Russian hooker pissing on Obama’s bed” in the “What finally stops the Cheeto” pool?

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

Who could of predicted this would be a hit. I mean whatever happened to predictability?

Pennywise would make a better president. “Yes, I may be an intergalactic spider from space that subsists on a diet of the souls of children, but even I understand the importance of maintaining a tentative diplomatic relationship with China to protect our economic interests on the world stage. This go it alone…

Where’s a Maya apocalypse when you need one?

My favorite bit of trivia for Singin’ in the Rain is that the clip of Debbie Reynolds singing so warmly, where she’s meant to be dubbing Lina Lamont, was actually Jean Hagen (who played Lina Lamont) dubbing Debbie Reynolds.

Exactly. He kept fucking up and doing stupid crap (including that rather desperate plea to get Rory to leave with him), until he finally finally started to actually grow up. And once he did grow up, he didn’t backslide.

You know, the one thing I wish people had really driven home about her emails is this; If you’ve never had to use a government computer, then you do not know how fucked and far behind government computers and government computer acquisition is. You think it’s hard to build a fucking stealth bomber, try updating…

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

There are over 2000 posts now! I’m going to add my story, though I doubt many of you will see it.

It’s very sweet that his daughter came for him but she could have been a lot less creepy about it,

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

“You’re watching the television. Suddenly, you notice there’s a wasp on your arm.”

So, basically...

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

When I was about twelve, I went snooping through a closet and found photos of a little girl that looked like me, but seemed to have been taken a good 10 years earlier. I took the box to my mom, who told me that we would talk about it later, and to go outside to play. When I brought the pictures up later, she denied I…

While i was doing my degree, I had to do some fieldwork, and this entailed spending some time in a quaint UK village for a few weeks. The natives were quite welcoming and it made a nice change from normal coursework, so it was fine.

However, right away, I noticed the villagers were a bit odd about some things. For…