Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

I heard Gurley's charity of choice will be the "Free Gurley" charity.

I hope to god he just says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

As a Georgia fan, this is really cool, but I hope there hasn't been any impermissible amount of 7-layer dip or pimento cheese spread at any of the monthly meetings.

Things did get awkward during one meeting when Mitchell mentioned that he was a split end. The book club then spent the next 45 minutes recommending various shampoos and salons.

I eat tomatoes with salt and pepper on them just like applies. I just bite into them. You are wrong!

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

I am a mom and it is definitely a lot of work. Different work than my 8-5 corporate gig, but certainly work. But this bugs me for a few reasons.

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.

Was hoping for a twist ending.

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

When I was in elementary school I got my ears pierced for the first time. I wore studs and never changed them, and one day they seemed to have disappeared and couldn't be found anywhere. Upon closer inspection by my dad, he thought the earring had gotten stuck inside my ear, basically like my lobe had swallowed the…

I was on vacation with my family and had just finished a snorkeling expedition. Throughout the 2-hour tour, I was surrounded by extremely large fish-like whales and screaming through my snorkel if one was a little too close for comfort. I guess the excitement was too much for my psyche, because as soon as I walked out…

Back in the day this guy from work (Lets call him Jon**) and I sorta had a "thing." We were in a leadership program together and lived states apart only seeing each other everyone couple months for training. We talked on the phone literally every day and feelings started to develop. As the holidays started…