Did this intentionally go up at 4:20pm?

Jolie Kerr is still around — just more so on Deadspin now! https://kinja.com/JolieKerr

The last minute of this turned my whole lame week around.

This is so helpful!

I’M A MAN. I’M 40!!!!!!!!!!!

(This, exactly) x 6.

Easy: every time a hockey team gets scored on, the members of the scored-upon team have to remove an article of clothing.

Wait, I’ve never been pregnant, but isn’t the “end of the third trimester” like...when you’re due?

or you may have fully embraced it after your first sip of that amazing mimosa.

The Enell bra is a miracle worker. I've always had a very frustrating time finding bras that could hold 'em in for me to run. With Enell, I legitimately don't have to think twice about it.

The Enell bra is a miracle worker. I've always had a very frustrating time finding bras that could hold 'em in for…

This is a masterpiece. All I can say:

This is the best thing I've read on Walter Scott.

i'm personally a fan of

If you REALLY hate college basketball, you should DEFINITELY pull for iowa state.

Do you have cold feet?

Shiner Holiday Cheer makes the holidays tolerable. They used to have it on tap during the holidays at Rodeo Bar (27th & 3rd), but it's recently closed. BUT! They have it at 7/11, usually, once the season rolls around.

I can absolutely accept that.

I met Dave Grohl in Washington Square Park once. He was on a BMX bike just totally hanging out, and was admiring a bunch of teenagers on their own BMX bikes and skateboards. One of the kids came up and asked him about his bike and was all "what can you do on that thing?" not even realizing he was talking to THE DAVE…

One night at my beach house, my brother was doing some night fishin', when he - surprise, surprise! - caught something. He left his fishing pole, and ran up to the house to grab a fishing knife. Apparently, he was in a hurry because he *foreshadowing* began running with said knife. On his way back down, something went…