Snicker.

Eastern conference scout: "Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is underrated, and I was crucified for it. I was saying he was crafty. I think he's a gritty player. He's only going to pass it to you if he thinks you'll make an easy bucket, which is awfully considerate. I've seen him come out for pregame…

Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.

"duhhhh.....brick? Uhhh......shaw..."

I want to know the associate of Cason "who vouched for him" - was he in on it?

It looks like an unfortunate looking gerbil mixed with a rat. Not that there are any unfortunate looking gerbils. They are all beautiful. **Flounces away**

And? She's too old.
- Jerry Lee Lewis

No, you're just the one derailing every conversation on this article.

And?

Seriously? "Don't walk alone at night."? "Don't make yourself a victim."?

Seems like "just don't be out in public and female" is the advice we're getting.

Are you actually somehow offended by the suggestion that ancient Athens wasn't the most sexist society to ever exist, or do you just want us all to know you went to university?

Just a passing glance at Wikipedia gives us:

I am utterly disgusted with myself that I never thought of that one, as I am a sucker for puns.

"dick decorations" = dickorations ??

But let's not limit ourselves to hilarious penis art.

Is one person's shitty opinion really considered "insight"??

Something something Arch Duke University

I love the "who gives a shit" vibe on the pronunciation bit.

He looks like someone that might have been assassinated to start a war in Europe in 1896.

@futuremouse: Depends. Are you looking to attract men or women? While we know all "real" men love meat, if you're looking to attract women, I'd steer clear of beef and stuff your vag with a less caloric option, like salad.