Jesus, I hope they never trade for Jarrod Saltalamacchia.

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(spit take) +1

/dying

This is a fantastic piece. Thanks, Barry.

Look at you. Fattening yourself up on another’s misfortune. What a leech.

Big Jeopardy! fan, huh? Oh...

/ dying

Fuckin’ guy always has to be the center of attention.

Shrimps up. Ho-hos down.

/spit take +1

Photoshop contest?

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Couldn’t have been him. He shit his pants on the mound.

+2000 Flushes

He’s going to go home and get screwed out of a win in the 94th minute?

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you might want to pursue the Hawaii gig, lest you wind up in Alaska.

Maybe you should buy a 6th.

Suprising Ovechkin couldn’t get past Price in the 5-hole.