Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

People are asking what this means for #MeToo. It means it’s doing its job.

The police are always striving to become the secret police, aren’t they?

There is no need to infiltrate organizations they are already members of.

So, let’s see. The Memphis police spied on BLM protesters.

“Sexy Car Babes is a scam! These are sexy human babes! Where are the sexy anthropomorphic automobiles I was promised!”

We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes

I hate seeing Diana’s name in the byline. I know that the article is going to be well written, informative, and that I’m going to need a shower after reading it.

This is what happens when you approach news from an ideological standpoint instead of allowing evidence to lead the way. It was interesting that in this particular case we had a clash between, essentially, believing a woman who felt threatened by a man and everything that means, and believing she made have racist…

So, he should be in the trash bag?

I feel like every woman should be granted an automatic restraining order against Chris Brown.

The Hillary tweet made me laugh. Lol good for her.

But my emails.

Receipts because I had some time today:

This is worse than al the other shit combined. And, I think that Winehouse shit is pretty fucking bad.

Oh, this motherfucker ...

The sexy, sexy gutter.

You see Hathaway looking unnatural as a blond. I see a specific aesthetic choice to put her in an unnatural Barbie hair color to create tension when she’s onscreen or to allude to something intrinsically mismatched in her character.

MASTURBATE ONE ANOTHER?!?!?

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.