I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

Is it that he always seems so perfectly...matte?

I’d keep her away from the diplomats from Zambia.

Even accounting for grammar, that quote is weird for how they couldn’t think of someone slightly more current.

I suspect there’s an interior designer or decorator who had to sign an NDA, and that Louise Linton is a liar.

But in this case the ignominy of “she has to fuck Steve Mnuchin” isn’t just about looks. It’s “she has to fuck someone who is essentially a bad and corrupt person and somehow simultaneously is very boring about it and also has a terrible speaking voice.” It’s not looks-shaming. It’s the whole human package.

So, you’re a ditzy moron who knows how to interact with a diplomat?

Maybe if the source had said, “She would never have been invited...”

You left out the best part of the profile: that she sometimes brings Steve Mnuchin to Soul Cycle with her, makes him sit on the bike behind her, and then blows him kisses in between songs.

“I’m not some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat as if they’re some exotic animal.”

LOL I was thinking the same thing- OH THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU, UBERING BACK AND FORTH!

Nah, he surely pays for hotter, younger girls (or boys) to fuck.

Eh....maybe once or twice a year. She’s ok.

Team No One

“She would never be invited to Katharine Graham’s parties,” the source said.

A beautiful, gracious speech that deserved an article with a tone more in keeping of the spirit contained in it.

THANK YOU. Aside from the blatant inaccuracy of calling these activists “white kids” (and, yes, I see the P.S. that was added by the author and am not impressed—do better, Root), it’s worth acknowledging that these are teens. They are waking up to what life is like, what privilege means, and they are doing it…

They’ve explicitely talked about how they are inspired by #blacklivesmatter. They’re already trying to signal boost for people and movements that don’t have the privilege of the megaphone that whitness and affluence gives them. . .

Crashes around the 90-100 mph range have a disturbing habit of practically disintegrating the cars that are struck.

This is hideous. So many terrible circumstances here. This cop needs to do some serious time - he won’t, though he appears POC his blood runs blue - and this poor woman should have never been ARRESTED. An impact at 94 mph pretty much renders a car seat null and void.