“P.S. The Beatles still sucked.”

Can they visit the Whitehouse next?

Oh God we can ALL relate to this

“Heavily Pregnant” is such a gross phrase.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Lawmaker: You know, maybe we should have some restrictions on driving a car. Age limits, driving tests, eye exams, that sort of thing.

Thoughts and prayers

Just talking isn’t rapping.

counterpoint

I think they can be cute and comfy.

Because they know damn well how many people think it’s only rape if the attacker is a stranger, in a dark alley and the victim is screaming and fighting. If she agrees and she’s a minor it’s not rape, it’s a technicality.

It really bugs me too. Ok, you’re viewing it through a different lens - she’s asking you to explain your lens! Through her lens, Sadler sees that E! is paying Kennedy more because he’s a man. What does E! see through their lens? Are they seeing it through a lens where Kennedy brings in higher ratings? Are they seeing…

Look, men just know more about celebrity gossip and fashion. It’s just inate to them. Comes with the penis you know?

You mean a white, male lens? Groundbreaking

E!’s defense is laughable. Like I want to laugh until it ends in screaming.

This is tragic. But also, why do any men think “it was consensual” is a legitimate response to sex with a minor? I wish that men would understand that there is no such thing as consensual sex with a minor, ever. You are always raping a child.

jesus christ, she was just a baby :(

God, can I just gush about how much I love this show? I just love everything about it. I love how it tackles mental health. I love how it looks at being single. I love how it talks about sexuality and race. I love just about every musical number. I don’t even know how Rachel Bloom did it, she’s a fucking genius. I…

I say keep sterilization suggestions out of the courtroom, offer it for free and advertise it everywhere else. Plenty of people would do it if it were easy enough for them and why not.