So I thought this show was going to be stupid and that I would hate it but I was wrong. So wrong.

since i’ve gotten hooked on the good place, i’ve had several ~sexual~ dreams about all the men in that show...and tahani... and maybe one about janet.

“the reality is if two people were together for 22 years it was because they were aiming for a lifetime. No rational human being wants to start afresh after 22 years unless the relationship is irretrievably failed.”

I already replied but I have an additional, funny idea for handling your boundary-less in-laws (at least funny to think about - but definitely funny in practice if you’re brave enough...) You should start walking in on them in all hours of the day and night. Like, they’re sleeping, and you walk into their room without…

The post went up about a week ago, but the post with the best stories hasn’t gone up yet.

I’d recommend lots of photo text updates throughout the day, so the parents’ feel involved (even though they’re working). My kid’s daycare uses an app called brightwheel, which lets the caregivers update how the day is going with pics and a feeding/sleeping/diaper log. Try to do a craft with the baby every…

Freak-auto-erotic-asphyxiation accident. Happens to the best of us.

I mean, if you need to strangle him with your bare hands now, I’m sure we can crowdsource a decent alibi.

How are all of you Jezzies tonight? I got to start by saying that all these waxworks of Lady Gaga are terrifying!

Crate train them ASAP, the younger you teach them that their crate is “their” space and reward them with rawhides, the better.

Since he was sending it to a woman he was harassing I’m guessing lesbian porn is the most likely answer, even though it’s the most “boring” guess.

This sounds dumb, but my husband got me a 9 foot charging cord for my iPad. At the time (a few years ago) I didn’t know such things existed. He’d noticed me sitting awkwardly near my charger and surprised me with it. It was so thoughtful and solved a frustration I didn’t realize I was having.

Even if her parents did provide guidance or feedback (which is something that happens in the professional world too), it was her idea and she was the one with the drive to follow it through.

“I had been following the Flint, Michigan, issue for about two years,” Rao toldABC News. “I was appalled by the number of people affected by lead contamination in water and I wanted to do something to change this.”

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

We should all get writing credits, dammit!

Jez, the fictional show???

My bet is on Pink for this fight by a wide margin.

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

Don’t ask someone out WHO WORKS FOR YOU. Jeez, it’s not that fucking difficult.