What kind of sandwich would you even be able to fit in that purse?

You spend 8,800 hours creating the world’s most expensive purse and that’s the best design you can come up with?

Most importantly it’s so subtle you can wear it with anything.

See this has always baffled me about the US system. I’ve done jury duty in the UK, and we are literally picked at random. It’s 12 names out of a hat, essentially, and you’ll get replaced if you, a) know any of the people involved, or b) have been a victim of a similar crime/other life event likely to seriously…

Also instead of naming her killeer she could have been asking for a loved one to see them before she died.

Something this story doesn’t mention: When Tellis was arrested for this crime, he was incarcerated in Louisiana awaiting trial for the torture and brutal murder of another young woman. He bragged to friends that he tortured that victim to death to make her give him her ATM pin, and he used her card to withdraw…

THE MOTHERFUCKING BLUES BROTHERS

God, I want him to die. I might have the chance to enjoy some of his art again if he died, and hopefully the proceeds would go to whatever therapy his kids with Soon-Yi require.

If Woody Allen were smart, he’d shut the fuck up and maintain a low profile for the forseeable future. Like, until he died.

I mean... also works.

I read that as “broom and children”... :/

I don’t care if the dog is male or female, I hope she named it Lady.

OH THE MEANING WAS CLEAR, DICKBAG, THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ARE PISSED

“I just don’t want this to turn into a witch hunt,” said Woody Allen, frantically looking for a place to hide his broom and cauldron...

Like Brad Pitt, Ashton strikes me as a man of unexceptional intelligence who always TRIES. It doesn’t always work, but damned if he doesn’t want to try to be smart...

He’s made some pretty interesting investment backing of small companies (Uber, for instance, way back in the day).

I adore each and every commenter in that post who is absolutely certain he is smarter than everyone he has ever talked to, including all random strangers.

The fact that the top thread on this article is all dudes is kinda ironic.

Actually, let me explain this without reading the article.

Uh huh.