stop you hit gold. let’s write this film.

Oh my god, did you click through to the TMZ link with her “response” at the bottom? Like what? This girl is 9 years old. I might have still been playing with actual Barbies at 9... this girl is in elementary school.

I seriously suspect she just acts like a normal kid with them and they have no idea this is going on.

I will volunteer my mother to teach them crafts so they can have productive hobbies.

Seriously, this comment is just... so fucking gross.

Very convenient how that article didn’t feature male comedians like Hari Kondabolu or W. Kamau Bell (granted, he doesn’t live in NYC, but still) who seem to be able to still do the same/very similar jokes as they did before the #metoo conversation started last fall. I guess interviewing male comedians who don’t need…

I can’t view the comments at the WaPo (probably for the best), but holy crap was his article the most tone-deaf “REVERSE RACISM/SEXISM!” thing I’ve seen in a while. He included the “Mothers and sisters” thing, the “I have lady friends!” thing, the “Man, racism probably sucked, but it’s better now” thing, the “Guys, I…

All kidding aside, I’m working under the hypothesis that none of these creeps (the Trumps, that dumb governor of Missouri, the list goes on), know how to have sex properly. Like, they do missionary with their wives and try a mélange of porn watched with the volume off and 10 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey that they saw…

I hate Wendy Williams.

My vagina just turned itself inside out and became a very flaccid penis.

“Which leads me to believe that they are reasonable humans (excepting the mom’s one-time terrible decision of fucking Trump, I guess).”

I wouldn’t be convinced that it was a “decision” so much - this guy definitely has the capacity for forcing himself upon someone. 

But he wore a tan suit once!!!!1!!

the mom’s one-time terrible decision of fucking Trump

“When I reached out to the alleged daughter, she declined through a representative of her employer to answer questions.”

Love child sounds charitable for any trump kid

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

The part of my brain that likes conspiracy yarn is making me note that David Vitter is the senator that Stormy Daniels ran against in the Republican primary in 2009. I’ll let you know when I post my crackpot youtube video.

Given the electorate’s short memory, if he leaves now he can run for president as the outsider candidate in 2020.

More like a fallacy wank.