He looks like the love child of Westley from the Princess Bride and Skipper.  

Yes - an editorial in the Washington Post (which I can’t find now because they’re printing about 1/hour on the Trump/Cohen/Manafort situation) made the point that his guilty plea implicates about a dozen other people/entities, all of whom would* be able to help corroborate anything that Cohen says. Eg, AMI, the editor…

Thank you - the writing is appalling. And all I can think is that a good therapist would have saved us all SO much grief - he is clearly working through some shit via essay.

They are my IRL April and Andy - I’m rooting for them too!

honestly tracking my menstrual cycle has been AMAZING for staying one step ahead of this shit. I had never really kept track b/c my BC kept my periods mostly at bay (though I was definitely still cycling) but since coming off BC I’ve been tracking religiously and it’s so nice to have a heads up like “oh! tomorrow I am…

Okay, I want to believe everything Omarosa says/writes, because that’s just where I am in my life right now. BUT, imagine this - you are having an affair with the son of someone famous-ish. You run into an employee/co-star (idk - how are we describing Omarosa and Donald Trump’s relationship at that point in time?…

Honestly, I think it depends a lot on the dude in question. I’d probably be fine with this specific situation (4 hours away, 4 weeks before the due date seems pretty low-risk to me), but my husband has a habit of getting SUPER wrapped up in whatever he’s currently doing and forgetting to check his cell phone, and that…

Not wrong, but honnnestly -I’m fine with it, for the following reasons:

“Polite racists,” I guess - which is such an evocative phrase it should be its own semi-official demographic label, like “soccer moms.”

lol, do you really though? You know what they call Vermont Vandalism? leaving a basket of zucchini on your neighbors porch.

good god that sounds amazing.

this is GREAT information to have.

If only our president held himself to the same standards of thoughtfulness when he tweeted at Iran/Hillary/Sessions/The black, unending Void as Random Internet Person does when commenting on a mid-level gossip-news site.

Congrats, you have now thought this through approximately 1000x more than he did before sending that tweet.

fuck it, I love her. she’s not actually relatable because I am definitely not a twenty-something rap goddess/flavor-of-the-month from the bronx, but #relatable. pretty much all of this is some shit I would joke about with my friends were I in her situation.

I can tell I’m getting dangerously close to middle age because I get all flirty and coy when I get asked for my ID at a bar. “Oh, me? Oh, you flatter me! *giggles huskily, bats eyelashes*”

Honestly someone with a knife at a gunfight would at least be armed. Spicer is the proverbial babe in the woods who took a wrong turn and ended up in a gunfight.

I will say that as an outdoorsy and sport-and-project type person, her general philosophy of throwing everything that doesn’t “give you joy” out does not work for me.  My bike tools and contractor pack of wall outlets don’t ‘give me joy’ but I’m not about to pay someone every time I need to fix or build something…

I honestly and sincerely believe that this is an act of public service. And it’s extremely silly, too, which is an added bonus. I love everything about it (except for the fact that people like Spencer exist and are currently serving in elected office). Cohen is playing the role of mischievous Puck/court jester who…

THANK YOU. Passing the MoCA is hardly a rousing endorsement of one’s intellectual capacity or mental health.