I do agree with you to an extent. I am of two (or three, or four) minds about Melania. I think she’s in an abusive relationship, I think she and her son are probably held hostage by a prenup, and judging by the facts of her life, I think she’s certainly got some verve and wiles. But I also know that she’s publicly…

SUPER GOOD POINT! Not just fucking, but rawdogging.

Michael Avenatti for President...of my pussy.

I mean I feel like the odds are extremely good that that’s happened - you don’t fuck strippers/porn stars/playboy bunnies on the regs and not occasionally shell out for a ‘bortion or two. Having incontrovertible proof of an abortion payment would be delicious, though.

this stuff is legit tasteful, though. if the auction prices don’t go up too much past the ‘expected’ some of it could be a pretty good deal. I am trying to convince my husband we need a set of 8 colanders.

I am balls deep in this auction website and seriously considering putting in some bids. She’s my favorite.

The thing that really twisted the knife for me reading the WaPo article is that they are 1) instituting work requirements and 2) removing the childcare (and medical) deductions when determining rent. Super! I’ll just stow my children in my purse when I go to work at McDonalds, then.

my heart just skipped a beat thinking about a Melania tell-all book. can you even imagine!?

yeah. I don’t think Melania is a good person, but he is evil. It is so deeply clear from this clip that she hates him. There is so much gross power-asserting going on in this one tiny snippet.

do you think we can hook her up with Katie Holmes’s lawyer dad?

This is the correct take, I think. I am utterly fascinated by other people’s marriages in general, and I would love to know more about their interpersonal interactions and what goes on behind the scenes. I think she’s a generic vapid trash person, and I think he’s fucking evil (and likely emotionally abusive, or damn…

I have similarly mixed emotions. I would pay extremely good money* to read their prenup.

I agree, and I haven’t stepped foot in an Arby’s since my entire girl scout troop got food poisoning there in like 1996.

WALL!

I would assume she’s not helping him become the Sec of State, she’s helping him to succeed and not get us nuked, etc. in the likely eventuality that he does become the Sec of State (which is wholly outside her control).

I mean, she’s got a stylist (who was seen arriving to the hospital earlier today, I think). I’m a low-key girl but if I were going to have my photo taken and disseminated around the internet and tabloids, I would for sure lay back and let someone do my hair/makeup first.

Us too, and SAME. And she’s walking down stairs in heels, even. I feel like if we have a baby I will sit on the couch for ~6 months until I’ve worked up the courage to walk and hold baby at the same time. I’m 5 years older than my younger sibling, and I remember my parents propping me up on the couch surrounded w/…

my favorite outfit was a California Raisins matching top-shorts set.

I am not a parent either, and I think you and I are probably around the same age - the internet was around for some of my youth but it’s a whole new ballgame now. I honestly have no idea how you even begin to parent around ubiquitous, easy-to-hide internet access.