No, he’s saying that he is specifically not offering women chances at major career advancement because he’d feel entitled to fuck them if he did.

Yeah. I am a federal employee and in the extremely rare event we are allowed to have an in-person meeting for the multi-million dollar project I manage*, we are not allowed to have food or coffee provided at those meetings because it would be an improper use of gov’t funds. This shit makes me RAGE.

just because the ad is terrible doesn’t mean there isn’t a right answer.

Ditto. Best flavor, no question.

ha, yeah. It’s pretty magic. We homebrew and have a 5-tap keezer - one of the taps goes to a keg of carbonated water instead of beer. Unfortunately it means I can never divorce my husband because I’ve become accustomed to on-demand seltzer, and he is the one with the know-how to set up the pressure regulator.

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This is exactly the hard-hitting news I’m here for - we have a seltzer tap in the house, and I’ve always wondered if consuming 95% of my water in carbonated form was something I should be concerned about. Most days I think my coffee and after-dinner cocktail is the only non-carbonated liquid I drink.

AKA the “just trust us” flavor of employment protection.

Ditto. She’s the Secretary of the Department of Basic Bitches.

I love how fucking disingenuous this reply is. Like, yes, when people talk about “the schools” they are obviously referring to the students who attend them, not the physical school buildings. Holy shit, she’s reprehensible. It’s also incredibly obvious that she’s never occupied a position where people called out the…

Can we talk about coupe glasses, though? I just bought a set and gotdam if they don’t class up a cocktail. I feel like a flapper (even though I’m typically in sweatpants).

I think if you’re a pregnant woman in Mississippi seeking an abortion, your LMP was “5 weeks ago” until you’re showing. I am currently tracking for the same reason (lemme tell you nothing makes me feel sexier than shoving a thermometer up my vag) but prior to that I regularly had absolutely no idea when my last period…

I am a little alarmed by how on-point I was re: her shoe collection.

This is pro-level matching (as you’d expect). My clothes don’t even match my clothes, for christ’s sake.

It seems like a very un-Martha Stewart collection of shoes, right? Like, I can’t imagine her wearing 5" teal or leopard-spotted Louboutins - it’s so early 2000s club girl. I imagine her more in like, a sensible 3" Manolo for evening, and whatever the rich person equivalent of Dansko Clogs is by day.

I mean he’s certainly hamming it up but I think it’s pretty authentic and he’s clearly having a great time with it. I am fully against him ‘relaxing’ - the world needs more pure, unadulterated silliness IMO.

It’s like picking a favorite child, but the fact that he’s in (and winning) a fight with Mike Pence is probably my favorite fact about Adam Rippon.

I feel like I’ve been watching my husband slowly turn into your Dad over the last five years.

They eat each item entirely individually. They will completely finish one, then start and finish the next, and so on.