Yeah he seems like he is on something a little stronger than ganja. He looks like he is ready to run a marathon and then afterwards build a life size replica of the death star and he will NOT SLEEP until it is done. What I am trying to say is, coke.

That pleases me.

And that's fine for you. But no one gets to tell anyone how to mourn or not mourn. Anericans, in general, have real issues with death. Dwelling isn't healthy, but this child's death just happened. And ignoring death sure doesn't make it go away.

I honestly don't understand how I have managed to live life so far and not get norovirus or staph from all the filthy money I've handled in my retail jobs.

THAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER!!!!!!!!!

You bet. Now imagine Jack Black taking it all the way, dropping the pitch adding some heavy guitars and doing a nice thrash rock version. SOMEONE MAKE MY MILLENNIUM AN DO THIS PLEASE!

Why do I feel like he's channeling Jack Black?

"Hold up, I'm gettin my pussy did."

I wouldn't call them vaginal decals. They're more like… pubic mound décor.

But on the other hand, it's nice to have foreknowledge of which side is going to taste like cumin.

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.

Growing up in the late 80's did something exceptionally strange to us, didn't it?

When you find that one, please kindly mail it to my first boyfriend. Thanks.

I plan on Snoutjazzling my dog's nose with the first one.

I read "co-op wedding dress". As in, a wedding dress five people go in on and each wear to their weddings. Am totally for it, makes financial sense!!

Still classier than the see-through corset tops with visible boning. *shudder*

If I see one more bride yanking at the top of her dress all night, I'll scream, myself.

Can't be much worse than strapless....

We really are our own worst critics.

I can relate. I never let any of my previous boyfriends see me truly naked because of my lopsided boobs. I had a lot of little tricks, even during sex, to keep myself covered up. Honestly, I kept up the charade until I had my first baby. I figure that once someone watches you give birth to a baby, they've pretty much…