You'll have to take the baguette out of my cold dead hands. molon labe!

Or, you could stop wasting your time on fads and just eat healthy food. Neither starve yourself nor gorge.

I WILL BE RIGHT OVER

I like 2% milk... I thought that was pretty normal until I heard people were disgusted by watery milk. But then, I can't stand skim. BLECH.

Do not get me started on the paleo diet having nothing to do with paleo diets.

I support this with the exception of low or fat-free cheese. Low and fat-free cheese is complete bullshit and should be outlawed.

Room temp? What are your brownies made of, frosting?

Who cares?! I have a recipe for homemade fudge brownies and my butter's just about room temp. :)

I would rather just not eat cheese than eat low-fat cheese. And I eat more cheese than a cartoon mouse.

I imagine that his reaction to seeing the GIF would be exactly as what the GIF shows. GIFception...

Pfft. That purse isn't big enough for you to hide a wine bottle in. We know your secrets.

Loads of people today believe in reflexology, which is exactly the same, except that the whole body is connected to the feet.

Very interesting article Esther! There's a bad joke here to be made about nose and genital connections..but I just can't put my finger on it.

I think this comes in Orca instead.

Thanks Liz for reminding folks just how awful your family is. From throwing your sister and her wife and children under the bus, to your father pretending he and Mike Enzi barely knew each other, you have done a great service, however unintentional, in the name of your country.

It's always nice to see a Cheney fail.

Yes, hopefully the backfiring is humiliating for her, but probably not. Her father is Dick Cheney, after all, and she publicly condemned her sister's right to equality and happiness. She's one of those people who does not feel shame, I suspect.

I usually buy sweaters/shirts and t-shirts in their maternity sections. With long arms and an "ample chest" it's easier to find the right lengths. Their extra larges are a joke, boxy and short, high up on the waist. The maternity stuff is long in all the right places with lots of room... In all the right places. I…

But does it come in manatee?

I'm not plus size, but I will say I find a lot of the maternity clothing at Target to be pretty cute. I've browsed the sale racks there and seen a cute top or dress and thought "ooh! Let's try that," and then I look at the tag and it says fucking Liz Lange Maternity. The plus size stuff is either completely hideous or…