I live to serve. :)

Doesn't everyone call it "holy milk??"

No? Just me?

"Penis Captivus" - great band name...or GREATEST band name?

Yes. They didn't name the kid Black Romney, or Little Dark One Romney, they named him Kieran, a fairly popular name these days. Who really puts that much thought in what names originally meant? Or they could have named him after someone specific. Or, probably, they just like the sound of Kieran. My parents didn't…

I'm in love with Mark, can he write all the articles all the day every day please PLEASE

As a brown girl, surrounded by an all white family myself, I honestly thought the response by the panellist, "One of these things is not like the other" was a little crass ... I kinda winced because I know what that feels like. I still don't get what they hoped to achieve with the segment????

My husband and I have been wondering what to name our future boat. "Penis Captivus" for the win!

Please tell me that he actually goes by "Pappy Duckhead."

She's apologizing for a few things: not anticipating the direction of the jokes, not understanding how the broadcast segment would be critically viewed, and lastly, for bringing a politician's family into scope as part of an entertainment segment. She's right to apologize, she fucked up. She's hosting the show, it's…

You should stick to real doctors. Chiropractic "medicine" was founded by a magnetic healer and their holistic approach is akin to snake oil. He claimed you could cure everything from cancer to mental health problems by cracking your back. Every study ever done on the subject has found spinal adjustment to be…

Can we also just say giant, loving kudos to his mom/parents for NOT altering his body when he was a baby? ♥ It's probably a big reason why he seems to have a pretty healthy outlook and acceptance/celebration of himself.

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

In totally unrelated news, I realize that both "preventive" and "preventative" are correct, but I really hate the use of preventative. Why add another syllable when you can just use preventive? It feels like one of those words you use when you're trying to make yourself more knowledgeable than you really are.

100% of the time I see or hear the name "Dwyane Wade," I visualize Dwayne Wayne.

I'm a thick gal with a hot and slim husband. I often suggest that we do Hallowe'en costumes where he is the pretty wife and I am the fat husband, because TV has no "fat wife and hot husband" combos. We'd do a killer "King of Queens"

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

Shit, I refuse to believe I'm that old (shut up!), but holy fuck, PJ Harvey with an MBE? That is awesome!

Why do most of these alternative/plus size models always have a shit ton of tattoos? Makes me feel like the only way my body will be accepted is with pinup makeup and random tattoos of birds and quotes.

My first thought was, "Young man! It is clearly winter where you are! Put on your shirt! You'll catch your death!"

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.