I get all my medical and legal advice from TV shows, why wouldn't I listen to tax advice from someone on the internet? :)

The Natural, baby

The call on that pitch: "2 balls... and a foul tip"

The Sultan of Schwing

Pft, that's nothing. I once knew a lady who had an apartment with six fucking-rooms, one for sleeping, and a kitchen too.

Preach!

Your apartment has six fucking rooms?!

Anything but the gays, eh, Utah?

Who the hell wants to marry multiple people? Dealing with one set of in-laws sucks enough.

Have looked through all six rooms in my apartment (including the bathroom) and am unable to uncover a single fuck to give about how many consenting adults someone wants to marry.

In fairness he was only repeating Wichita's official town slogan.

The bf knows I comment here, but I made it clear it that I would be uncomfortable if he started reading what I wrote. Partly because he's a much better writer and I don't want him to see my sloppy grammar, and also because I like the anonymity. I wouldn't write anything that I wouldn't say in person, but I'm just shy…

I do not share my usernames to any of my commenting with anyone. I like being able to share without inhibition. I feel you!

Thanks. I think I find comfort in the anonymity too. And I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who feels this way.

I sadly don't have friends on Jezebel, but I will go to my grave with my reddit username. I like having a place to say things I might not in real life. I find comfort in the anonymity.

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

Enough time has passed. He should just go by Jeff Stone knee Gillooly.

But I can still just pour the store brand shampoo into my name brand bottle so I feel fancy? Right?

You can just barely make it out, but I'm pretty sure that's Col. Mustard with the candlestick.