Pssh. Compassion and forethought is for sissies and liberals.

HA! They'd probably think you're a man-hating lesbian, too, because aren't we all?

My bracelet says, "Jezebel Commentor"

It is the inner meanness of the far right. They used to keep this level of sheer meanness to themselves, but in 2008, it was let out and has been their dominant policy ever since. It blames the poor for being poor, the sick for being sick, the hungry for being hungry, the unemployed for their layoff, immigrants for…

Well, if she didn't WANT TO DIE, she shouldn't have been born POOR!

WHY do they have to call it something else? Why can't it just be Mango clothes like the other ones? I really don't understand that at all. The size is the indicator of size, you don't need to push those sizes into another category.

I just want that body.

BMI is not the end-all-be-all of health metrics. I've seen many people who are skinny as a rail with hypertension and high cholesterol levels.

It would certainly make the whole process somewhat more satisfying. I mean, lasers.

So lasers come out of my hip bones? My crotch-but-not-crotch area?

AHHAHAAHA, what is that from?!? Also, I'm sure MRA dudes think that that gif is how every thread on Jezebel concludes.

Sorry you know such awful men.

He may be on to something. I know that when I feel irritated as fuck by the ignorance and condescension of the GOP, it sways my vote.

BUT DOES HE GET TO KEEP HIS COAT?

I thought the exact same thing.

I try not to pick on people's looks, but damn, this lady looks like the most stereotypical Judgmental Bitch Ever.

Awh. She's so cute with her assumption that my husband's full-time salary is enough to support our family and that I have any desire whatsoever to stay home to assert my "nurturing side" with my adolescent sons.

Why is Suzanne Venker going on Fox News when she should be at home making her husband a sandwich?

It's what one calls a relationship when their sole goal in life is to get married.