BUT DOES HE GET TO KEEP HIS COAT?

I thought the exact same thing.

I try not to pick on people's looks, but damn, this lady looks like the most stereotypical Judgmental Bitch Ever.

Awh. She's so cute with her assumption that my husband's full-time salary is enough to support our family and that I have any desire whatsoever to stay home to assert my "nurturing side" with my adolescent sons.

Why is Suzanne Venker going on Fox News when she should be at home making her husband a sandwich?

It's what one calls a relationship when their sole goal in life is to get married.

Dear Carrie,

Thank you! I hate that song with a passion (more due to overplay, but the lyrics are terrible too). I know so many people who are like "Girl power!" and I respond with "Felony idiocy!"

Bless her heart.

Isn't she just precious?

"I'll pray for you" to people they don't like; the religious zealot's equivalent of "I really want to kick you in the head and stomp on your kidneys."

Oh Carrie...

LOLOL WTF

I worked at one of these Jingle Ball-type shows many years ago and Christina Aguilera's backing tape broke...rather than freak out, she stopped with the dance moves and sang the rest of her set acapella. It was incredible; I've not always liked her music but it's undeniable that the girl's got pipes!

Mean people may need Jesus but Ms. Underwood certainly needed an acting coach (and, given her vocal exhaustion, a vocal coach as well).

I don't think I read any reviews where anyone criticized Carrie personally, in fact most said she was brave to try something new, and I wholeheartedly agree. Carrie doesn't have the acting or singing range to carry off a role like Maria, but she seems like a very nice person and she gave it her best shot.

You know who else needs Jesus? People who think it's okay to refer to other women as "tramps" or "white trash." People who think it's okay to destroy someone's vehicle with a Louisville Slugger and their car keys.

That's so sweet and condescending of her.

If believing in Jesus would have made that show tolerable, I'd consider joining up.

I'll pray to Thor that Carrie underwood learns the difference between criticism and people 'being mean.'