Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

Kate McKinnon didn't quite capture the marvelous "Comically bad high school kid auditioning for the school musical" line readings Carrie Underwood did so well.

Why does the dragon have memories of the dwarf diaspora? Don't try to make sense of it, people! Just revel in the absurdity. Embrace a whole new hermeneutic paradigm.

I'm picturing Emily Blunt as the paleontologist. She should have a kid, probably a daughter (a younger chloe moretz type). Her family should doubt her ability to stick to going to school long enough to become a paleontologist. They'll keep telling her she should just marry a nice doctor or lawyer and give her a…

(As an ex-NJ waitress turned California paleontologist)

I don't understand why people donated in the first place. I mean, my first reaction after learning that someone was a dick to someone else isn't to give the someone else money. :s

Good joke or bad, I have absolutely no patience for people who can't laugh at themselves. Especially highly paid sports figures who earn millions of dollars for doing — lets be honest — nothing of any real consequence.

That joke has an unheard of amount of bad taste. +1

"Big deal."

BSB 4ever! (seriously their new song Show Em What You're Made Of is my current obsession)

And the countdown to being caught with a male prostitute begins.

Jessica Biel says she "definitely" wants to make babies with Justin Timberlake.

I was thinking the same thing. If there were even the remotest chance that I'd be hurling on nationwide television I wouldn't go near it. Kudos to Kelly. Something tells me if she did throw up she would probably turn to Ellen and say "see what I mean". I hope she names her kid moxie.

Grown as in adult, mature, older. It has nothing to do with 'real women' which implies that thinner women are somehow un-real. They're critiquing the photoshop that removed the signs of aging.

I think you're being unfair. If you just take out some ribs and spine, this posture is totally realistic.

Thank goodness they didn't use photoshop here to erase a third of her body. ;)

I agree. I can't figure out why they would even need to photoshop her in the first place.

at 44, she's still amazingly gorgeous.