It all depends on what you want out of it. My attitude was that if I was married at the end of the day, I was happy. So really the only thing I truly cared about was if the minister showed up. The food, flowers, music, etc. were gravy. And I'm not blowing smoke here—my bouquet died because it had been delivered…

It really is. I am so sick of off the shoulder, princess cut dresses. Everyone's dress looks the same these days.

Very glad you know which are which! Make sure you keep track of any mergers that happen in your community that could throw a wrench in your plan... mergerwatch.org

They're expensive because that's how people want them. They're, generally, just big shows to show off wealth ( or the appearance of wealth), status, and to gain prestige.

My husband has a list saved in his phone of the hospitals he is not, under any circumstances, allowed to let me end up at if, God forbid, there's some kind of emergency. They are exclusively all of the Catholic hospitals within an hour of our house.

Everyone who wants to learn more about the issues that arise when Catholic Hospitals merge with non-sectarian/non-Catholic hospitals check out http://www.mergerwatch.org

I wonder...would it legal to require Catholic hospitals to label themselves as such much clearer than they already are?

Such civility! Tiny Tim eats like a KING this Christmas!

Perhaps because there is a large percentage of people (not all obviously) who make weddings into a competition, and sharing the plans for your "special day" and pictures of the final event via outlets like social media only fuels this competition/need to put on a spectacle.

my funeral better cost like, $50 tops. light me on fire, throw me to the wind then sit back with everyone and celebrate my life with some beer and mini hot dogs.

The basic presumption is false.

THAT I would watch.

Who was Carrie Underwood's runner-up for American Idol? Bo Bice? Bo Bice runs out to replace her for the remainder of the show.

Julie Andrews is allowed under the old Hollywood "all foreign accents are British accents" law.

Apart from breakfast, we also need to know what's best for second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper :D

I once went on vacation and shared a room with an old friend who, unbeknownst to me, had become one of these massively irritating "early risers". The idiot was up at 5am every morning, zipping around as if vacation sightseeing at 5:30 in the morning was a completely normal thing to be doing. It isn't and it wasn't and…

just thinking about her sleep schedule makes me want to go back to bed for a few months.

My likelihood at success at any of this is 0% as I really struggle to get up before 8

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