Soap! To clean things! #protip

Brett Favre thinks his is a monster

I'm with the OP. From a quick scan, most of those meals look like something I would love to eat. Food snobs who want to dictate what other people eat are just annoying. (re: parent fined by school for packing a lunch deemed not healthy enough a few weeks ago)

20 makes someone the Samantha? God, I must be Samantha's considerably slit tier (I'm going to leave that autocorrect for "sluttier" right here) younger sister.

Scooter Braun is what I like to call the stains that result from my cats dragging their butts across the carpet.

"I don't give a fuck" - says everyone who gives a lot of fucks.*

My turkey was fucking delicious. Slathered in gravy made from its juices.

Unfortunately, I speak plant, so I heard the anguished cries of our potatoes as they were mashed, our sweet potatoes as they had brown sugar liquefied on top of them, the green beans...oh, the horror!

Surely if they were going the Egyptology route they'd call him "Howard Carter"...

Good for him, even if he is a dick. I'm sick of celebrities acting like assholes just because they're famous.

Agreed.

Rude, and a special tour to the FRIGGING PYRAMIDS?! COME ON, B!

Oh man, this. Having encountered quite a few asshole celebrities in my day (among other things, in college I interned at a late night show and was one of the people who had to deal directly with the guests), I applaud anyone who just stands up and says "Nope, you're being rude and I won't tolerate it."

Everything I've heard about Dr. Hawass is that he's another douchey academic but I'm willing to believe that an American celebrity used to special treatment acted extra douchey. Showing up late to the tour isn't cool and it sounds like the photographers were acting out of line.

I don't know if he did, but I do agree that showing up that late to a special tour is fucking rude.

Rather than "I said Beyonce was stupid and I left," I'm picturing:

Hasn't that pyramid guy commented on beyonces stupidity in the past? Btw I agree with him, the woman gives the worst interviews that make her come off really dumb".

No wonder everyone's so grumpy around the holidays.

What is this world coming to when you can lose your job simply for an act of gross incompetence?

YOU LEAVE STAR WARS OUT OF THIS, TMZ.

She's also really smart. I saw her interview on Dr. Phil and while you wouldn't describe her as intellectual, she was articulate and street smart and knew to use reverse psychology and flattery on Ariel to try and minimize the abuse and gain more 'privileges' (which would sometimes work.) This surprised me bc the…