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Naw dude I bought them immediately, these are glorious and I can’t wait to wear them with “raw edge” highwater jeans like a total douchebag tech lady.

Naw dude I bought them immediately, these are glorious and I can’t wait to wear them with “raw edge” highwater jeans

Do you want weevils? This is how you get weevils!

McDonald’s is a thing = TRUTH

The In-N-Out pro tip is to order them “light well”.  You get the crispness back, but they don’t blacken them in the process.

Did one of my coworkers write this?

Wayne’s World is a perfect movie. Every scene is funny and full of random flourishes (multiple endings), cinematic devices (focus pulls) and vignettes (Garth drum solo) that is clearly the work of an incredible director. There’s a reason why the sequel wasn’t nearly as good. 

You're doing great, sweetie!

Just no...that’s not even butter.

I do not but I FEEL like it’s a lot

Anyway, the Machine won, so we should just stop raging and embrace it. 

It is not I who am crazy.

Well Zack is not capable of producing a decent rhyme to save his life.

I’d be happier with the “dream” seasons if the show had been that way all along, or if the real world of the show started to creep back in and Archer eventually woke up (even if just for the finale). I can get invested to a certain extent in these alt-universe stories, but at the end of the day the versions of the

When all of your favorite restaurants’ dishes all go up $10, you will/would say “let’s go back to tipping”.

It’s an absurd model. Pay people a living wage! I’m always shocked when I come over to the US. I pay standard tips because it’s practice, but that’s it. I always read the tip related articles because I don’t want to screw anyone over, but then I see comments like “well they fucked up and I got the wrong dish and

The mandatory tip negates the idea backing the tips, that a waiter or a restaurant that have done a good service deserves a little extra.

Don’t think it should be that controversial...

And so how exactly are we supposed to know who makes minimum wage and who doesn’t? Should there be a sign on the front of the shoe store that says “we’re cheap assholes who don’t pay our employees enough, so please tip them when you buy your shoes”?

This is a hugely controversial ballot proposition in DC right now, requiring everyone be paid DC minimum wage rather than the tipped minimum wage. All of the restaurants near me have a voting no on taking away tips sign, but I live in a popular business district. Who the proposition really helps are the waitstaff at

Don’t flay me for it, but I recently discovered Spicy Cheese Crunchies (Trader Joe’s) and they are objectively superior. They are not as fluorescent in color (I’m calling that an improvement) and they are LESS spicy. But that allows your brain to process the cheesy flavor, which is stronger. You also get the nice acid