"The first thing that comes to mind when I see Paula Deen…"

I agree with everything you said up until it being better than Wolf, which I agree is Tyler's best release so far.

For those who are interested, like I was:

Frank's verse is some of his best work, and I'm a huge fan of Frank's.

In regards to your second point, why does the album OPEN with a feature?  Should've gone straight in on Burgundy.

Stick your dick in some unconsenting soup.
Warn it not to squeal like constipation can't tell poop
like your girl in a bar bathroom who just got roof'd
from my pant, rub one out, splatter pants pocket goop.

I also don't think that's a rape-y line.  If I had freckles I wouldn't mind getting them - consensually - fucked off.

WHO CARES.

Sarah is the worst written character on that show and it makes me sad.  It's like the past three season's scripts have just said, "SARAH:  *pouts about [man] while supporting [relative] with the A plot*"

Children annoy me; children who want to be on TV me make me want to die inside.  I haven't seen the promos and I'm glad I haven't.

Or both.  Teach me how to cook, then teach me how to fuck.

I expected to be wowed, and wow.  Was it ever what I expected.

That's the kind of rebellion Masterchef really needs.

Damn the man, save the Scrubs reviews.

You're missing out on - and I say this with as much weight as possible - one of the finest and most emotional pieces of art ever made.

David, Keith and Sarge together is one of the most insanely erotic scenes for showing absolutely nothing.  It doesn't help that all three of them are unbelievably attractive men.  I knew from the second Sarge was back in their house where it was going, and yet it was still an excellent, well-earned thrill.  A…

You think my name is Turk Turkleton?

Ahhhh!  Doctor Turkleton!

The article I read made it sound a lot like religion gone wrong - not sure that can be attributed to mental illness.  (Or, should be?)  We'll never know I guess.

I was under the impression that when someone is checked in to the hospital under those situations - specifically, by police for being violent - that they check for everything, including G and rohyp and other common drugs since they're used both recreationally and illegally.