I also read he wasn't on any drugs when they checked him into the hospital - he seems to just be straight-up crazy.

This is one of my favorite opening death sequences.  The brief, beautiful ones are the ones that hit the hardest, and that it's familiar characters makes it all the more suddenly brutal.  Good tone set for later opening death sequences.  (No spoilers, but you know who I'm talking about.)

It's in my top five, for sure.  I love hockey and I love Lisa.

Agreed, they usually seem to have enough to make a few left over, and that's all I really ask for - some leniency.  If they needed to make six eclairs (really, for compromise, I would say three is a sweet spot, for consistency without asking too much of non-professional bakers) they should have been able to make nine…

You have to punch at her eyes and gills to get her off of you.

I at least expected Krissi to rip Bri's throat out for dropping a plate, especially since they're "enemies" now or whatever the fuck happened the last time Krissi bitched her out for no reason.

I get that they're "pressure tests" but I wish they would cut one of the gimmicks each time - just let them make ONE ECLAIR and don't worry about this visual consistency bullshit.  They're home chefs, not line chefs, and part of the appeal of a home-cooked dish is that it doesn't look like it came from a perfect…

The Prophetic Salt Comments are more common on Top Chef, from what I recall.  Anyone who doesn't season enough on that show is automatically on the bottom - the only cardinal sin worse is poorly cooked meat.

Natasha is stuck up and conceited, but Krissi is fucking vile.

This was the worst fakeout by Gordon to date, and I realize that's saying a lot.  He's just lying now, as if it creates suspense, when it just annoys everyone, always, ever.

Me.  Joel and Aisha would be fun since they're friends and cut their teeth in the same arena on Talk Soup.  And because Joel is dreamy.

And then suddenly not having enough time to do anything.  What a mindfuck it must be to be on a cooking reality show.

I really don't understand why Ramsay's shows go out of their way to make chefs do things they aren't prepared to do, then berates them for failing.  Like, why would James or Natasha - HOME cooks, not LINE cooks - have ANY idea how to run a line?  Then they're shocked that James and Natasha can't regulate without…

I hear Walmart has good Walmart steaks from Walmart Walmart Walmart Walmart.

@avclub-7f0d5ceefd00ad8303401bdcf213eb83:disqus : Ew, no, I want shiny bald adult Joey.

"Jimmy is dribbling a basketball, when a bigger, blacker dude steals his ball. That guy is blacker than Jimmy, so Jimmy has to give up his basektball. Life is rough in the black community."

Favorite character:  Paige, because Paige; Joey because I want him inside me; and probably Alex, because Paige.

I think I found what I'm reading all night tonight.  These reviews are as good as the show.  Many thanks.

Digger is really quite cute, but Christopher's face and chest are superb and Luke is pretty close to my physical ideal of a man, haha.  They all get Ms and Fs, for real.

In no way does that make it logical for Spinner and Emma to get married, haha.  How ridiculous.