Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll.

Future ex-IHOP Waitresses and Heroin Addicts of America.

Teenage suicide: don't do it.

It was a dildo, modeled after Tom Colicchio's cock, with a knife handle on the end.  For convenience.

I couldn't believe they showed Micah unzipping the case, cut to Padma talking about the knives, then cut to Micah ZIPPING THE CASE BACK UP.  What the fuck!  I was really looking forward to seeing the knives.  We already know what a Kindle looks like, it's a fucking generic-ass tablet - show me the hand-crafted,…

My new strategy: when everyone runs to the pantry, I'm going to get there first and knock the whole pantry over.  Now none of us gets to cook, motherfuckers!  Plot twist!

No, he was "joking," in a way that he could've said he was joking if anyone called him out on it, but since no one did, it "wasn't" him being a fucking asshole.

Nothing drives me more nuts than people being self-congratulatory and then immediately turning around and exhibiting the opposite of the behavior they just displayed.

I noticed the knife guy was standing like a bodybuilder with a giant back who can't put his arms down, but then in reality he was a frumpy cooking nerd.

YEAH BRA YOU GUYS WANT TO GET IN ON THIS SWEET, NUTRITIOUS HEALTHY CHOICE ACTION?

You will never get a break from product-driven bullshit on this show.  They might as well call it GM Presents: This Week's Sponsor's Extreme Top Chef Hour Show.

Crust + filling == pot pie.

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I thought he was making a racist Asian joke, but he was talking to Micah and not, say, Kristen.

It's a Simpsons joke, haha, there's an evacuation at the plant, and the crew runs up against a brick wall with an emergency door painted on it.

From what I recall of the lawsuit, they're suing because the theater wasn't secure and should have known that Aurora is a shitty area with a lot of violence around it.

I replied with a word that got my comment moderated.  Let's see if it shows up at all!

Well, the theater didn't attack and kill a bunch of people, a person did.  Theoretically the same kind of violence could happen anywhere.

Especially when you pay 14.50 for the soda and candy.

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