I'm pretty sure the rumors about Easy E stem entirely from him dying from AIDS in a time when it wasn't nearly as understood.  I don't think he was gay, and though I'm not an expert, I haven't seen anything other than random, baseless rumors.  Wasn't he a drug user and a known manslut?  It's possible for a man to…

Also, Pikachu mask.

Not his best song, but I'm happy to see Le1f get some love!  He's talented and uses his sexuality in a fun way, especially for the hip-hop industry.  Fucking hugely dope beat, too.  I want a collabo between him and Big Dipper.

The Gay-ass Onion.

Gaytorayde.

They play parents so well, so vaguely aware but essentially out of touch, but it's cute and private and personal and intimate, so it's all good.

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Welcome to 80% of trailers for upcoming media in America, especially movies.  I don't think I've needed to see an action movie in a decade; the trailers all show me the best action scenes, the quippiest lines and the most effective special effects.

I'm - surprisingly - not disappointed.

He has to go now.  His planet needs him.

Agreed on all points.  At first I was like, "Yes!  Do it, Monica!"  But then I was like, "Wow, everyone thinks she looks weird because her head is like two inches too big, not because she's bald."

The shot of Kristina cutting her hair was one of the most beautiful, touching moments I've ever seen on television.  I sing Monica Potter's praises every week, but she absolutely nailed the weirdly liberating, very scary, suddenly depressing moment of shaving your head for medical reasons.  (My mom had this same…

David Schwimmer.

David Schwimmer.

I love when shows have honest, weird interactions with Jesus, then later in the show have jokes about how they already have personal relationships with Jesus, haha.  See: South Park.

I love when shows have honest, weird interactions with Jesus, then later in the show have jokes about how they already have personal relationships with Jesus, haha.  See: South Park.

Might I recommend Hedwig and the Angry Inch?  Brilliant musical about the personal sexual revolution of a transgender rock star.

Might I recommend Hedwig and the Angry Inch?  Brilliant musical about the personal sexual revolution of a transgender rock star.

Pretty sure this ends with the word "diarrhea."