Pretty sure this ends with the word "diarrhea."

I feel like I would like his body if it was a little softer and not shaved smooth.  The rest of him is kind of furry, what gives?  I hate artificially smoothed chests.

I feel like I would like his body if it was a little softer and not shaved smooth.  The rest of him is kind of furry, what gives?  I hate artificially smoothed chests.

Homer, did you eat that donut?

Homer, did you eat that donut?

LISA'S FANGS NEED BRACES.

LISA'S FANGS NEED BRACES.

Agreed.  Whenever he's in a Sandler movie, he is the personification of all the shittiest, unfunny parts of Sandler's act.

Agreed.  Whenever he's in a Sandler movie, he is the personification of all the shittiest, unfunny parts of Sandler's act.

Funny People, Punch-Drunk Love and 50 First Dates are all legitimately good movies.  (The last one is a guilty pleasure, I guess, but it's one of the most honest and entertaining romantic comedies I've seen.)

Funny People, Punch-Drunk Love and 50 First Dates are all legitimately good movies.  (The last one is a guilty pleasure, I guess, but it's one of the most honest and entertaining romantic comedies I've seen.)

At first I thought it was referencing the dude's goatee, but that doesn't make any sense, haha.

At first I thought it was referencing the dude's goatee, but that doesn't make any sense, haha.

No one's gay for Adam Sandler.

No one's gay for Adam Sandler.

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Do not touch Willie.  Good advice.

Do not touch Willie.  Good advice.

Max giving his mom the tiniest of hugs while she was recovering in the hospital bed made me meta-smile to see his character do such an in-character thing, but made my heart rage at his complete lack of sympathy.  That would be a great season-long arc for next season, Kristina recovering and she and Adam having to work…