I've never been so devastated to not live in Southern Shitty California.

Agreed.  My boyfriend loves Chelsea Lately, but Whitney is consistently his, my and everyone we know's least favorite panelist.  2 Broke Girls is bad.  Whitney is fucking awful.

Agreed.  My boyfriend loves Chelsea Lately, but Whitney is consistently his, my and everyone we know's least favorite panelist.  2 Broke Girls is bad.  Whitney is fucking awful.

Someone call Jamie Lee Curtis.

Someone call Jamie Lee Curtis.

I found another hurt shrew!  I think this one has a twisted ankle!

I found another hurt shrew!  I think this one has a twisted ankle!

@avclub-752c325f9cae94bbbd34b6b4b697fe2f:disqus  - definitely thought you were talking about Honey Boo Boo at first.  :X

@avclub-752c325f9cae94bbbd34b6b4b697fe2f:disqus  - definitely thought you were talking about Honey Boo Boo at first.  :X

Also: The Cell.  Fantastic.

Also: The Cell.  Fantastic.

But it was the fourth highest rated Lifetime original movie of the year!!@!1

But it was the fourth highest rated Lifetime original movie of the year!!@!1

At this point there's no time to keep that shit in a desk drawer - it's hooked up to an IV in his arm.

At this point there's no time to keep that shit in a desk drawer - it's hooked up to an IV in his arm.

Lohbi-Wan, Jedi master of cocaine.

Lohbi-Wan, Jedi master of cocaine.

They're my favorite all-black Wiggles cover band!

They're my favorite all-black Wiggles cover band!

Maybe she just needs to find Alien Jesus.