I have the biggest boner for Makeup Daddy.  Every time he shows up, its as though I had forgotten he existed, and find myself erotically surprised by his presence.  You'd think my dick would have figured it out after ten seasons.

I hate when the "unconventional challenge" means "do away with everything you know about garment construction, or lose."  Can't they find some way to mesh the two together?  They always make it not at all about the clothes and totally about the candy - how about they get to go to Mood AND Candyland and have to make a…

I hate when the "unconventional challenge" means "do away with everything you know about garment construction, or lose."  Can't they find some way to mesh the two together?  They always make it not at all about the clothes and totally about the candy - how about they get to go to Mood AND Candyland and have to make a…

He has four restaurants with three Michelin Stars right now.  The Michelin Guide says three stars is for "exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey."  Doesn't speak directly to his cooking skills, but he sure knows how to run an eatery.

He has four restaurants with three Michelin Stars right now.  The Michelin Guide says three stars is for "exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey."  Doesn't speak directly to his cooking skills, but he sure knows how to run an eatery.

I'm 27 and am hugely aware of Paul Lynde, though I grew up a lonely, gay, comedy nerd child.

I'm 27 and am hugely aware of Paul Lynde, though I grew up a lonely, gay, comedy nerd child.

In tonight's episode of Bunheads, the role of Michelle will be played by Jaleel White.

In tonight's episode of Bunheads, the role of Michelle will be played by Jaleel White.

@avclub-0e8be188ab7695dafdb599d928639f73:disqus Better than someone who adds nothing to the conversation.

@avclub-0e8be188ab7695dafdb599d928639f73:disqus Better than someone who adds nothing to the conversation.

Ehrmagerd earburds.

Ehrmagerd earburds.

Pretty great song.

Dimetapp is delicious.  It was hazardous to have in our house when I was a child.

Dimetapp is delicious.  It was hazardous to have in our house when I was a child.

I got a brother named Billy, and my teeth look silly.  Break it down now.

I got a brother named Billy, and my teeth look silly.  Break it down now.

How weird, when I saw him making his little cocoon the first thing I thought of was how the mouth motion was the same as on the Venture Bros.

How weird, when I saw him making his little cocoon the first thing I thought of was how the mouth motion was the same as on the Venture Bros.