The Owl might be my favorite A.V. Club recurring gag.

The Owl might be my favorite A.V. Club recurring gag.

Yes, "mew-mew Prada" is ridiculous and not an insult, it's nonsense.

Yes, "mew-mew Prada" is ridiculous and not an insult, it's nonsense.

We Are The First: A Benefit for CancerAIDS.

We Are The First: A Benefit for CancerAIDS.

The judging confusion, combined with the sheer stupidity of it, is what bugged me about the team challenge.  Let's take a dish that requires some careful planning and delicate execution and make them scramble to use four hands, in half the time!  Team challenges need to exist to decide who to send to quickfire - this…

The judging confusion, combined with the sheer stupidity of it, is what bugged me about the team challenge.  Let's take a dish that requires some careful planning and delicate execution and make them scramble to use four hands, in half the time!  Team challenges need to exist to decide who to send to quickfire - this…

Raw!  Raw!  RAW!  *slams scallops on counter*

Raw!  Raw!  RAW!  *slams scallops on counter*

NSFW link:

NSFW link:

I should warn you, I never forget a Penis Promise.

I should warn you, I never forget a Penis Promise.

I wish.  Sign me up, please.

I wish.  Sign me up, please.

You can't say it's photogenic without proof!

You can't say it's photogenic without proof!

And the dick came for me.

And the dick came for me.