Too bad you didn't remember it *before* you put Tabasco in your coffee.

I wish I had Elaine's job.  It seems magical.  I assume jobs like that don't exist.

Enchanted with +10 BAM!

Beauty and the Geek and The Assistant were both pretty fantastic.  Have you seen the similarly joke-y America's Most Smartest Model?  Great shit.

I didn't realize this concept was something that needed clarification until I saw this thread, haha.

What's that girl?  Timmy was touched by the preacher again?

What's that girl?  Timmy fell down the old well again?

Runners-up include Chuck Hughes and the ridiculously large but also sexy with his nerdy-ass glasses, Robert Irvine.

Bravo chefs and their nitrogen, good lord.

Chuck Hughes is sexy as hell.  Is he gay?  He seems gay sometimes.

A blind tasting would revolutionize every cooking show judging panel.  They should do it at least half the time on Top Chef - a few normal judgings for the panel to be acquainted with the cheftestant's style, but plenty of blind taste tests for the cooking to stand for itself.

Holy shit there are some sexy motherfuckers on this show.  Michael Chiarello and his partner should've celebrated their pairing with a manly makeout session.

Annie's Boobs, Both the Monkey and the Body Part, the new musical from the producers of Congo and Nip/Tuck.

I can't click on your profile.  You're weird.  You're like a ghost in some kind of machine.

You're a terrible joke.

I like to smell like an axe.

…teach them how to mate rabbits and dogs and they eat for a lifetime.

They love Gaga, so they damn well better get on the Charice train.

Emoticon expressing empathy.

Tonya from The Real World: Whichever One She Was On really ruined toothbrush rape for America.