Many people are wrong about Rushmore.

Do not want.

The movie Carrie with all instances of blood replaced with green slime.

…it can?  I think anyone who can be humiliated for an honest opinion has no point commenting on the internet at all.  I haven't seen much humiliation here, at all.  (Since the Anon posted ending, I suppose.)

Their music sucks, but I saw Paramore open years ago for Rocket Summer in San Francisco (because I'm sooo cool) and the singer was very energetic and fun and adorable.  Her music is bland as hell, like Tween Nickelback radio ready rock shit, but she'll always have points from me for at least seeming like a neat chick…

Funny makes me laugh, what's so hard to understand?  If people are around I usually laugh more, because I'm laughing at what we're watching and my own side-eye to their reactions.

Sponsored by The Ring 3, starring The TV That Gives Out Tyra Mail.

Yes.  Rich on fourfour does a great recap each week that contains a cry count.  It's already around 40 or 50 for this season, and I've seen seasons where it's much, much higher.  Mascara everywhere, let me tell you what.

When did Top Model start using the Top Chef "ominous" noise?  It weirds me out.  Did that sound suddenly become public domain?  It's like the opening of Lost sped up a bunch - spoooooky.

If you've ever handled a penny, the government has your DNA.

Of course, I just have recent failures on my mind with this release.

B+ album.  I've seen some hate for people who wanted Cross 2.  Just go listen to Cross if you want to.  This is a great step from them, and I'm glad to see an electro act incorporate rock stuff so well, since it seems difficult, I guess.  (I'm looking at you, Pendulum.)

Uhhh, the movie, or the planet?

Is Johnny Depp supposed to ride on top of Helena Bonham Carter?  That feels like the logical conclusion of the three of them and their little family.  (Sorry, Vanessa Paradis.)

*squawk*

Does the pope shit in the woods?

The Futurama reference I was making, for one.

"Bitter old fart shoe" is my new default nickname for my dad.

Oohhhhh, NOW I get it!

I get it!