I wanted to be John Wayne when I was a kid. Riding a horse, beating up bad guys and living on a ranch was all I wanted.I was going to name my beautiful chestnut horse Ruby. Did I become John Wayne-like? No I became a systems analyst, but my brother is a US Marshal, I guess that's close enough for me. Don't let…

Fav line from Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country: Spock "There is an old Vulcan proverb, only Nixon could go to China."

Very cool tradition, I've never heard of this way to send Santa a letter. My Dad was a mailman.

Why does everyone assume "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about a woman trying to leave? I've heard it sung by a man wanting to leave and the woman tries to convince him to stay. Last week I saw it in a movie, Lauren Bacall sang it with Thora Birch as Grandmother to Grandaughter. I think classifying a song as date rape…

We went to Florida a few years ago to visit my Mom. Seated right in front of us was a Mom, Dad and cute little girl about 5 or 6 years old. We got settled in our seats, the plane was full. Everything was good, we taxied to the runway and we took off. As we climbed into the sky, the little girl started screaming…

Watching Shanna and Ryan's first kiss was like watching David Gest kissing Liza on their wedding day. Nope, now that I think of it, it was more like watching David Gest kissing himself. I swear that watching those two suck face was stomach churning. Maybe saving your first kiss for your wedding is not a good idea. …

The Dad freaked me out. He said it more than once that he wanted to know what it was like for them. No Dad should want to know how their virginal daughter and son in-law's first time was. Talk about a" Joe Simpson Moment" this guy is right there with Pa Simpson commenting on Jessica's double-D's. Yikes, I'm still…

Watching that kiss, am I the only one reminded of Liza Minnelli's and David Gest's wedding kiss?

Looks like she had botox around her eyes. I can't decide if she had a nosejob or if the other changes makes her nose look different than in the first picture.

Christmas is a wonderful holiday. It can bring out the best in people, from donations made to charity, to helping your neighbor shovel his/her snow covered sidewalk to bringing homemade cookies to your friends at work. The gift buying has gotten out of hand , with our economic difficulties many parents will feel…

It kills me to see their faces when they walk into a kitchen without granite and stainless steel. One kitchen had handcrafted hardwood butcher block counters with matching handcrafted wood cabinets. The effect was stunning and looked great in the house which had a lot of beautiful wood. The couple started in on the…

I always seem to tune in when the worst couple is house hunting. They don't like the counters because they are not granite and the appliances must be matching and stainless steel. This is required whether or not either of them can cook. Next up is the master bedroom, it must be big enough for a king size bed…

First Jessica lost a lot of weight to be in that "Dukes of Hazard"movie. She looked too thin and everyone was worried about her health. Then she gets divorced and her singing career was floundering and she appeared in those awful Mom jeans. So everyone started calling her fat. Over the past few months it was a toss…

I have medium skin tone and I use a very dark reddish brown color. It only takes a small amount to achieve the look I want. I don't wear foundation, so blush is really the only make-up I wear. Except for. Eyeline and mascara.i never leave the house without eye liner and mascara.

It would make more sense if you made a fist and then smacked yourself in the face as hard as you possibly can. The welt is the color of car you should buy.

I bet their skirts are perfect for twirling.

"Saucepans and The Single Girl" was a book I picked up at a garage sale. I read it everyday and used it to prepare meals for my boyfriend. I worked third shift, he worked during the day. I had visions of preparing perfect meals that would overwhelm him and he would be mine forever. Well one day he was watching TV…

Thank you for writing this. I will wait to see this on TV. Sounds very enjoyable. I get the imprinting thing, but it's a little creepy Jacob falls in love with a baby, but I guess that's how werewolves roll. I still don't get why Bella chooses a gray cold vampire instead of warm cute werewolf, but that's her…

Congrats on kicking the soda habit. I stopped drinking diet Pepsi 3 months ago. I drank a lot of it every day for years. I moved on to tea, 3 cups per day, no sugar. But when we have a get together or when I'm feeling like I need a treat, I get Coca Cola in glass bottles from Mexico. The cane sugar in Coke…

Is this Lohans little sister? The one who lost weight and claims no plastic surgery but now looks completely different and about 15 years older than her true age? I can't tell anymore unless she is standing with her sister or Mom.