Where is it even going.

I thought the headline said runaway dicks. I'm so glad it's Friday.

Look at this. Tell me pizza isn't a drug.

Dear everybody (apparently),

I love the Snake Juice one soooo much, especially drunk Ron Swanson dancing. I also really love the one where April discovers that Ron is Duke Silver, and when Andy and Ron meet Diane for the first time. Basically I love all the episodes.

"Great food but chef is not friendly. Would not go back. 2 stars." -ClaytonD23

(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)

I think he's cute.

I sort of feel torn about the "weirdest Italian food" customer. On the one hand, what a dummy, amirite? On the other hand, I feel like since he really enjoyed the meal and is just seemingly harmlessly ignorant, I don't want to be snarky. Like, he wasn't being racist or anything, just all "this is weird Italian…

I had to look it up a few years ago because a character on The Mighty Boosh (Saboo! Richard Ayoade!) said it as an insult. I looked up all the insults from that show and as a result I now know a lot of weird British insults.

I live in Traverse City- the town where Madonna's brother is a well known homeless man and her family owns a vineyard. He is well known to people in town and clearly has mental issues. This is an old story here because the family has actually tried to help him so many times and every time he goes off again he attacks…

Yeah, my dad's brother was homeless. He had many, many offers of help over the years, but he refused them because his family wanted him to maybe get some help for his addictions too. He finally hung himself in jail (where he'd been arrested for something like the 30th time that year for public intoxication). Can't…

I hate to white knight Madge, but, having been through a similar situation, sometimes you just have to stop trying to fix someone's life. That doesn't mean you stop caring.

Hey, if they want to fleece the rich and pretentious more power to them, but the people who order these will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Boy you're really doubling down on prioritizing shtick over compassion for someone who risked her life in the service of caring for others, got screwed over by those who were supposed to protect and advise her, and who is probably wracked with incredible guilt while worrying that she's going to die (not to mention…

He designed a vocaloid guy group a while back...

Why are you crying? Resting Crying Face?

While the ad campaign wasn't offensive, it stands out to me as the worst ad campaign in recent history. It was just totally misguided and shows that EA has no clue who their target demographic is. I can't think of a single person who would've seen the ads and thought that they should buy it because their parents…

I think it is perfectly reasonable to dislike children as long as you don't make your dislike of them everyone else's problem.

Wow, that woman in pink with the gold crown is Jadis from 'The Magician's Nephew" by C.S. Lewis! Specifically, based on the illustrations by Pauline Baynes.