For all the negatives of Hillary as a candidate, this is what it comes down to for me. If we listed POTUS as a job in Indeed or whatever, Trump’s resume wouldn’t even make it through the automatic keyword scanning phase. It’s absolute rage-blinded insanity.

My fiance a few years ago was looking into his options to move on from being a CNA, and we were both absolutely appalled to find out how little EMTs make. Yeah, they’re only keeping you from dying after something horrible happens, totally not important. What is wrong with the world.

I love Jedi because of an unreasonable preteen crush I had on all-black boot-clad Jedi Luke. I know, I know, we’re all supposed to be in love with Han but whatever man, those boots.

I assumed it was sarcasm also. Please let it be sarcasm.

It’s kind of hard for me to explain, but something about this really rubs me the wrong way - I mean, outside of the obvious racial issues already mentioned. It just feels like such boring, high testosterone, blatant oscar bait. Maybe I just have bad taste in movies but the whole thing had me cringing. Inane comment…

There was a guy who used to (maybe still does?) announce for the car races my parents used to watch on TV. I think his name was actually Jack Aroot, but my to my kid brain they were all saying “Back to you, Jackaroo!”

SALIVA MOUTH. I hate it so much. I just want them to drink a damn glass of water because w h y is your mouth so sticky, radio person? It’s so irrational.

NOPE.

I would just order something else entirely that has to be fully cooked, like a nice chicken dish. Ain’t nobody serve up rare chicken, at least not on purpose.

PMJ always swaps the pronouns and I really wish they wouldn't. I like them so much otherwise, but it just kind of jolts me out of the song. Like a lyrical "no homo"

On the plus side, you can say a whole hell of a lot more in a Japanese tweet than you can in clunky old English.

Japanese has phonetic characters as well as kanji characters, and all of those phonetic characters fall into "rows" like "a, i, u, e, o" or "ka, ki, ku, ke, ko". So the keyboard on the phone will have the "starter" character of the row, such as "a" or "ka" in the examples above. Then you swipe a direction for the…

In addition to what matcha said above, the selection of tea you can get with loose leaf is HUUUGE compared to what comes in bags. I'd say it's cheaper too, except that I got in too deep and now I buy expensive teas embarrassingly often.

In addition to what matcha said above, the selection of tea you can get with loose leaf is HUUUGE compared to what…

I got the Tea-Rex from a friend for Christmas one year and while it's adorable and loveable, it was HUUUGE pain to clean and the holes were so big all the little leafy bits got everywhere. Darn cute silicone tea things, I wish I could love you.

I got the Tea-Rex from a friend for Christmas one year and while it's adorable and loveable, it was HUUUGE pain to…

I don't understand fancy tea gadgets. I love tea and keep a collection of loose leaf at my desk at work and I never really feel like I need anything fancier than this thing:

I don't understand fancy tea gadgets. I love tea and keep a collection of loose leaf at my desk at work and I never…

amazing. I would have a hard time not making my fingers do a little can can dance. Less rebellious I guess but as long as someone was annoyed I would be satisfied.

I don't mind most peppers, but I'm with you that they need to quit cramming their way where they don't belong. Don't put jalapenos in my sushi roll, you monster, I don't care what fusion you're trying to create.

There aren't any voices in Final Fantasy IX, how dare you incorrectly reference a video game!!1!2

oh my god, welcome to every conversation I ever had about Seattle's minimum wage increase.

I have, and I'm in a pretty good place these days. I can certainly see what you mean, here, and I agree that there could be much better ways of looking out for kids than the no-solos rule. I could side with the grandpa here as long as reasonable other measures were implemented.